Bougie Hack #3: Truck Mirrors

I’m not gonna lie… this is by far the most bourgeois hack we’ve done. We got truck mirrors! So our side view mirrors have always had some issues. The driver’s side mirror had some dark spots showing through and the passenger’s side mirror always moved out of position. It was this always-moving-out-of-position that would drive Joe nuts. I mean just nuts. Lots of complaining every time we drove.

I think we could have probably fixed it with a rubber washer for like 30-cents or some other mickey-mouse approach. We might have even replaced the one mirror with the standard replacement. You can buy the regular mirror replacements at GoWesty for about $38 for the right and $38 for the left. But Joe’s been eyeing the truck mirrors because despite being bougie–and they are–they look really, really cool–and they do!

Why truck mirrors? Well, they are a bit beefier. They turn in for tight parking spots. They don’t flop around and have a lot more stability than the old mirrors. If you get lucky, you can buy them in a set from Van Cafe for $349. If you buy them from GoWesty, they will put you out $199 a mirror. They are ridiculous. And, they are also kinda great. By the way, if you’re about these mirrors like Joe is, you have to buy them when they are in stock. Like as soon as you see them because in a matter of a few days they will be sold out.

Joe is super pleased with his new truck mirrors.

Late Hacks and Mods are Coming…

In Hack #2, I mentioned that I am behind in my blog posts about Sug’s hacks and mods. So, upcoming blogs will cover the aux battery installation, new 2100cc engine replacement, truck fridge installation to replace propane original, and solar panel installation for off-the-grid camping. I finally have a bit of time off, so these are coming shortly.

Westfalia Custom Mattress Topper Hack #2

Anyone who loves their Westy probably tolerates the mattress. It’s not like it’s terrible, but that fold down seat in my 85′ is a little bumpy and hard in all the wrong places. I’ve been eyeing the GoWesty mattress topper for awhile, but it almost always seems to be sold out. What I really like is how it folds up nice and flat in the back of the van–taking up very little space, since space is a premium. And, I am not gonna lie. It’s also kinda on the pricey side for some foam…

My first attempt at the mattress issue was to find a trifold mattress I could use in it’s place. Basically, trifold mattresses don’t come in a size that fits. The measurements of the bed are 46″ x 72″ in the Westy. The closest thing is a full size 52.5″ x 73.5″. But, I don’t want extra hanging over the end or folding up on the sides. I already played that game with a big memory foam mattress topper that we would roll up in the back. It was HUGE. The twin size trifolds are also way too small, so no luck there.

Custom mattress topper extended.

Then I decided to make my own custom topper; I did. And, I love the heck out of it. I’ll tell you how I did it, and I will give you some suggestions to do it on the cheap. Well on the cheaper… at least.

Custom mattress folds up in the back of the van for easy storage.

I first went to the craft store where I was horrified to find that each piece of 2′ x 6′ foam is basically $80, and to make the trifold, I figured I would need 3 pieces. Sorry… not sorry… but f@#k that! That’s stupid. A whole mattress topper is only like 50-bucks for a regular bed. Ah… yes… A mattress topper is only 50-bucks. So, I immediately got on the target app and ordered a full-size 1.5″ foam mattress topper. Remember, overall the Westy mattress ain’t so bad, but just could use a little cushion. This mattress topper was $54 and some change with tax. Not bad. Since I was already at the fabric store, I went ahead and bought two pieces of canvas 60″ x 80″ (2.25 yards each). Honestly, I had the store cut two pieces just so I didn’t have to cut it at home. Lazy. I also bought two zippers. Each one was 28″ long. If I could have found a zipper that was 48″ or 50″, I would have bought it, but I couldn’t, and I wasn’t looking to special order something. Fabric and zippers and some thread all totaled about $60. So I’m about $104 dollars into this project. Not bad. Half the cost of the GoWesty mattress… that no one can buy anyways because the damn thing is always sold out.

Joe approves. I realize that in every hack picture he’s wearing the same outfit. He does have other clothes.

I have the most rudimentary sewing skills. I got a sewing machine I bought at a yard sale for $40. It’s a cheap Brother. Does the basic things. Basically, the mattress needs to be 46″ wide, and each side of the mattress is 1.5″ high and I estimated another .5″ for the seam on each side. So the total width was 50″. And, then I made the length 76″. That’s the 72″, plus 1.5″ for each side and .5″ on each side for the seam.

So basically you want fabric that is 50″ x 76″. And, yup. I just used two big pieces because like I said… my skills are rudimentary. And, I wasn’t about making some perfect slipcover with a 1.5″ edge all the way around. No. Freaking. Way.

From here, I sewed the zippers first. Because zippers suck. I don’t have a special zipper foot or other special tools; I just sewed the damn thing. In total, my two zippers are 56″ long. So I started in the middle of of the 50″ wide fabric that way the zippers meet in the middle and extend around the corners on each side by about 3-inches. I rounded the corners by bunching and pinning free-hand. Nothing special. Once those bitch-of-a-zippers were done. I basically just sewed it all the way around with those .5″ seams. Then I cut the foam down to 46″. And, My daughter helped me get the foam situated in the new slipcover. Pretty much… it’s rad. I love it. And, I am super-duper excited to try it out this weekend.

How would I do it cheaper? Well my friend just shared with me a farmhouse interior design hack. The article she sent showed someone who used paint drop-cloths to make canvas style farmhouse bedding on the cheap–you’re welcome for that extra hack. I was in too much of a hurry to be cheap. But this is the alternative I would have considered if I had thought it through more. Harbor Freight carries a 9′ x 12′ canvas drop-cloth for 16 dollars. This would be all your need for both sides of the slipcover.

So, $54 for the mattress topper from target, $10 for the zippers, and $16 for the drop-cloth. Grand total $80 if you’re a cheap-bastard who spends the time to think it through and has way more patience than I can manifest.

Overall, I am super pleased with the result, and I am exited about better sleep after a day of kayaking.

Update (2 hours later): I was cleaning up my mess which consisted of a strip of 7″ x 73.5″ foam and 10″ x 80″ strip of left over canvas. I got to wondering what can I do these scraps. And then I thought… ya know, I could make a couple of small pillows to go with the mattress. So I cut the 73.5″ piece of foam in half. And, I folded each half in half and sewed the foam pieces inside an old crappy pillow case. Really that step was just to keep the folded pieces together. Then, I used the left over canvas to make a couple of pillow cases. The pillows are about 3″ deep and make good little neck pillows. I tried them out. So, I’m happy that I used every bit of everything. And, everything is washable. And, I get a lot of the space I used to lose to big bulky bedding, pillows, and mattress toppers. Yay!

Maybe now, I just need to ask my sister-in-law for some iron on designs using her Cricut. Maybe a “mountains are calling…” or a cool forest symbol to liven things up. I’ll follow up if I do some fancy shit.

Sug’s First Upgrade

1985 white vw vanagon

We bought our Sug in San Francisco. Her former owner was a chef who lived near the beach. Clearly a very successful chef! She came with good mo-jo; her former chef-owner was also a former Punk Rocker from Utah–you must be thinking what I’m thinking, right? SLC Punk. Yeah!

Anyways, Sug came with some cool features like an amp and subwoofer, all appliances in working condition, a cool little propane heater for cold nights, the canvas in great shape, a Van Cafe awning, and Go Westy rubber mats throughout. Those rubber mats are pricey–$120 or so just for the middle mat. The mats come with circular indents that make them slip-proof and most importantly they help keep the floor clean. But when you throw-up from the top bunk Crab that-you-fished-out-of-the-ocean-but-didn’t-quite-cook-well-enough you end up with little indented circles of of uncleanable, dried craby throw-up bits. Yup! Ewe… That happened. Needless to say, we’ve been looking for flooring alternatives ever since.

We did a bathroom remodel a few months ago, and had a box of Rugged Brown Armstrong Luxe Plank flooring left over. Luxe Plank flooring is also known as luxury vinyl flooring, and it basically looks like hardwood, but it’s waterproof and scratch resistant. You may have remembered similar promises from laminate flooring, but laminate flooring was never waterproof and it always pulled up at the seams–looking hella-cheap. Luxury vinyl is a way, way superior product.

box of Armstrong flooring
Armstrong Luxe Plank Flooring

We decided to use our left over luxe plank on the floor of the van. We were a couple of square feet short, so we stopped by Wood Brothers Carpet and Flooring, the local flooring store from which we originally purchased the luxe plank. Luckily the local store agreed to sell us just a couple of boards; the cost $10. The big box stores would have made us buy a whole $55 box. Local shopping benefit–big time! Wood Brothers also sold us an aluminum L-shaped trim piece for the door jam; $5. They actually sold these in 12-foot sections; we need only 48″. So, they cut it in half and sold it to us at half the price. Kinda rad!

Most people who add wood or laminate flooring to their Vanagon, pull up the original Vanagon carpet or vinyl flooring and metal trim pieces and start on bare floor. We decided that we wanted to maintain the original flooring and lay the luxe plank over the top. Who knows, maybe some day we will want to go super original again. But when we laid out a few starting pieces, we found that the rounded-heads of the flooring-bolts kept the new luxe plank from laying flat.

bolts with round heads
The original round flooring bolts

So we took a jaunt to another local shop, Valley-Wide Fasteners for metric size-8, 1.25, 3/4″ bolts with flat instead of rounded heads. We bought ten of them, $8. And we replaced all the floor bolts. From there it was pretty darn easy. The luxe plank floor snaps together; it doesn’t require any glue or nailing; it floats right over the top of the existing floor, which means the original floor is still there and intact.

flooring being installed in the van

We used a miter-saw which made for easy, straight cuts. While for the most part, cuts were straight, there were a couple of small, tricky notches we handled with a hand saw. We then lined up the aluminum, L-shaped trim piece along the doorway and secured it with 5 self-tapping screws; we already had those. Yay! And, to make things look pro, we added some small, oak, quarter-round trim to the interior edges. I tried to purchase this from our local Habitat for Humanity Restore, but I wasn’t able to find it. So, I purchased this from Lowes for $6. It finished the job nicely. And generally speaking, if you have a Habitat for Humanity Restore, it’s a great place to buy small quantities of flooring for projects like this. You might find 30 square-feet of hardwood for just a few bucks. If you have to go out and purchase flooring, try your Habitat store first! You save and your cash goes to a great cause!

installing metal trim

For $29 and a couple hours of labor, we got a stylish, easy to clean luxe plank floor in our vanagon. Here’s Joe looking proud of his finished product. And the color seemed to go perfectly and almost looked like it could have been the original floor.

finished van floor

Our next mod is the auxiliary battery. I’ve watched a couple of videos, and it looks pretty intimidating to me. Joe seems pretty confident (maybe overly confident). So, look for my next blog on battery power or battery blunder!

Sugar Magnolia

1985 white vanagon
Sugar Magnolia chillin in Southern Nevada’s Valley of Fire

We call our 85′ Westy-girl, Sug (pronounced “Shug”); short for Sugar Magnolia. Okay. Yes! This name is a Grateful Dead reference (my honey is a pretty serious Dead Head), but it’s actually more than that. An amalgamation of many references: the street on which we live, the sweetness that she’s brought into our life, and one of my all-time favorite literary characters (Shug Avery) from Alice Walker’s The Color Purple (if you haven’t read it–do–like right now). It’s not a coincidence that like Ms. Avery, our Sug has played many roles in our lives: teacher, confidant, friend, companion. The experiences of Shug’s life define who she is, and our Sug plays a role in our experiences helping to define who we are. Sug is rough around the edges, but she’s warm and safe on the inside. And, yes. The Grateful Dead reference is also totally appropriate, “She can dance a Cajun rhythm/ Jump like a Willys in four wheel drive/ She’s a summer love in the spring, fall and winter/ She can make happy any man alive.” And, after 25 years of raising kiddos, we are excited for music, dancing, and adventure. She’s been part of our lives now for the last two years. And, we’ve managed lots of quick coastal weekends and one big Southwest, summer excursion. We’re gearing up for a long weekend at Patrick’s Point in just a few days. Our 2019 van life trips will be short this summer, but I’ll keep you up-to-date on these adventures and on our Vanagon hacks & mods.